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Skip the $200 puppy course.

Your first month with a puppy is really just a handful of critical steps — done in the right order. This PDF walks you through every single one, with photos of what "right" actually looks like and plain-English explanations. One download. You're done.

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This PDF $9
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30 days, with photos at every step Saves $191 vs. the typical course Plain English, no trainer jargon
Biscuit, an 8-week-old golden retriever puppy, looking up curiously.
A puppy playfully chewing a slipper in the middle of a messy living room.
Sound familiar?

Day 4. You're crying.

  • ✗You haven't slept more than 2 hours in a row in three nights.
  • ✗Every shoe, sock, and table leg is a chew toy.
  • ✗You can't tell what's a real emergency and what's "normal."
  • ✗Google's making it worse — every search turns up the opposite advice.
  • ✗You're starting to feel like a bad owner. You're not.
By day 30

Your puppy will know the difference between night and day.

No "secret method." No "guaranteed in 24 hours." No 4-week course you'll never finish. Just the small, boring, critical steps that real trainers actually use — written down with photos so you can follow them when your brain is mush.

The math nobody mentions

Your puppy is only a puppy for 30 days.

Whatever you do, the chaos passes. By day 60 they're noticeably more settled. By 6 months, you've forgotten most of the bad nights — with or without help.

So why would anyone spend $200 on a 4-week course for a phase that ends in 30 days? Most owners never even finish the videos — the puppy outgrows the problem faster than they get through the curriculum.

Pay $9, follow the plan, save the $191. Use it on the vet bill you'll definitely have anyway.

Typical puppy course
$200
4 weeks of video lessons. Half-finished by week 2.
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This PDF
$9
42 pages, photos at every step. One download. Read it in an hour.
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What's inside

Four weeks. One page per day. Photos at every step.

Every day has a goal, photos of what to actually do, plain-English steps (morning / midday / evening), a "watch for" section, and a checklist you can tick off in seconds. No filler.

A puppy gently exploring a new home.
Week 1 · Days 1-7

Arrival & Bonding

First night survival, the crate setup, name learning, and the first three small wins that set the foundation for everything else.

A puppy sitting attentively, looking at a treat.
Week 2 · Days 8-14

Routine & First Training

Lock in feeding and potty patterns, your first vet visit, recall foundation, and the start of leash work — all indoors first.

A puppy on a leash meeting a calm adult dog in a park.
Week 3 · Days 15-21

The Socialization Window

New surfaces, new people, the first calm dog meeting, street sounds, and the handling routines that make future vet visits easy.

A puppy walking confidently on a sidewalk.
Week 4 · Days 22-30

Locking It In

First neighborhood walks, impulse-control cues (wait, leave it), the second vet visit, two-step cue chains, and a calm Day 30 finish.

Plus 4 printable bonuses

Everything you'll wish you'd printed before day 1.

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Vet Question Script

The exact questions to ask at your first three vet visits, so you stop forgetting half of them in the room.

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Daily Checklist

One printable page. Morning, midday, evening. Stick it on the fridge. Tick it off.

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Sleep Schedule

Hour-by-hour sample schedule for weeks 1 through 4 — so you know what "normal" looks like.

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First-Night Survival Kit

The 12 things you need on hand before you pick up your puppy. Buy these and the first night gets 10× easier.

Honest fit-check

Who this is for (and who it's not).

This is for you if…

  • You're bringing home a puppy aged 8-16 weeks
  • You'd rather follow a daily plan than read a 300-page book
  • You work full-time and need a routine that flexes around your schedule
  • You want to do this on purpose, not just survive it

This is not for you if…

  • Your dog is older than 6 months — they need a different plan
  • You're looking for veterinary or behavioral diagnosis
  • You expect overnight, guaranteed, magic results
  • You're already a working dog trainer (you wrote half of this already)
From real new owners

"This is the friend I needed at week one."

I read this on the drive home from the breeder. Saved my sanity by day 3. The "first night" routine actually worked — we both slept.

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Sarah M.
Golden retriever owner, Austin

Wish I'd had this when I got my first dog 12 years ago. The Week 2 routine alone is gold. I'm a dad of two and the predictability finally clicked.

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David T.
Labrador owner, Denver

The Vet Question Script meant we caught a small infection on day 6 instead of week 3. That alone was worth ten times the price.

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Maria L.
Rescue puppy mom, Brooklyn
Questions before you buy

FAQ

Why $9 instead of a $200 course?

Because most of what new puppy owners need isn't 4 weeks of video lessons — it's a clear written plan you can actually follow at 2am with one hand. The critical steps for the first 30 days fit in a 42-page PDF. Save the $190 for vet visits.

Does this work for older dogs or rescues?

The plan is designed for puppies aged 8 to 16 weeks. If your dog is older or a recent adult rescue, most of the routine and bonding parts still apply, but the socialization timing assumes a developing puppy. We're writing the older-dog version next.

Does breed matter?

The framework works for any breed. The plan flags a handful of moments where breed-specific notes matter (small-breed feeding timing, high-energy breed enrichment, etc.) so you can adjust without rewriting the schedule.

I work full-time. Can I still do this?

Yes. The plan assumes a working schedule and shows where to compress the routine, how to use a midday helper or daycare, and how to keep the puppy's nervous system regulated when you're gone.

Is this veterinary advice?

No. This is a daily habit plan written by experienced owners and reviewed by a vet tech. It complements your vet, it does not replace them. Every "watch for" section tells you when to actually call.

What format do I get?

A clean, printable PDF (42 pages, photos throughout), plus the four bonus printables. You download instantly. Print the daily checklist, keep the rest on your phone.

Money-back?

If the plan isn't useful within 30 days, email us and we refund. No questions, no forms. (And honestly: it's $9. We'd rather lose $9 than have you mad about it.)

Stop the doomscrolling. Start the plan.

30 days. A handful of critical steps. $9, not $200. One PDF, photos at every step, plain English. Your puppy is only a puppy for a month — save the rest of your money for the vet.

Get the PDF — $9
30-day refund. Doesn't help? Email us. We refund. No forms, no questions. It's $9 — we're not going to fight you on it.